A certain man has been battling with serious bouts of diarrhoea ever since a relative died.
And apparently, it has nothing to do with his grief, it appears, but more to do with the realisation that a multimillion deposit he made on his relative’s account is now up for grabs by other close family members.
The truth is that the man did not want to draw attention to himself with the multimillion deposit, since it could spark a lot of questions and even an investigation as to its origin.
So he decided to place the lump sum on his relative’s account for safe keeping. Unfortunately, the sudden death and the absence of a will from the deceased has left a wide open field for some family members to claim part of the estate.
And worse yet, when the man sought some medical assistance for his diarrhoea, he was also diagnosed with blood pressure.
Double-edged sword
A well known man who was cutting very sharp is now on the slippery slope.
The man, who has plenty of big friends, has been living above his means for a long time but his scams have been discovered and cruelly exposed and word on the street is that he is nearly penniless.
So much so, his house has been repossessed and his wife no longer has a big-up ride. His children are so ashamed, they are afraid to go back to school.
Some say, they are not surprised at this man’s downfall as he has been seen at parties with a notorious man, eating and drinking. People are asking who will cook the food now?
Cold shoulder
TALK about a royal snub.
A certain mcguffy went into a top place, hoping that the master and commander would give him a huge pick that would take him overseas.
The man trotted off in disappointment as he was subtly turned down and told he should now look at writing books.
Though ignored, the angry guy will take solace in knowing he can draw big bucks as a consultant and be the power behind the throne.
Running on empty
A MAN has gone into hiding since his business has been flattened by financial problems of his own doing.
There have been suspicions even before his boat ran aground.
The man has been living big, rolling with the rich and famous, and paying some popular girls as much as $1 500 for sexual favours.
Some of these girls now pretend they don’t know him as he is considered dead weight.
