WA GINE ON? - Catching your man at a strip club

Fri, December 09, 2011 - 12:00 AM

PING!!! You and your best friend decide to go to a strip club to see what it’s all about and, lo and behold, there is your man getting a lap dance and your friend’s man is stuffing money down a dancer’s bikini bottom. What is your next move?

TRANSFORMED: Leave the club but not before letting them know we saw them.

Wa Gine On: I’m sure they will not be too enthusiastic to go home after the club.

GINA: Go over and join them. The boys are out enjoying themselves so why should the girls rain on their parade? After all, we also came out to have some fun so why not do so? Besides, who says that the club doesn’t have some man candy for us girls to ogle and get lap dances from?

Wa Gine On: There’s nothing wrong with “do fuh do”.

ANNA: I can’t speak for my best friend and her man but I wouldn’t even let him know I was there. I’d be taking “pointers” from the lap dancer, so that when he reaches home I would meet him at the door with a pair of stilettos on...and give him a lap dance that he’ll never forget.

Wa Gine On: Show him that’s he’s in love with a “dancer” and that he don’t need to leave home to get any dance.

MS FAIRPLAY: After the initial shock, without any fuss I would walk over and say, “Hi Hun, can I join you?” with only one thing on my mind, that is to give him a lap dance he won’t forget when we are alone (so serious! lol). After all I went out of curiosity, who says he didn’t also? Haha!

Wa Gine On: Make sure you get your tips too.

SHELLY: I would not make any fuss. I should know he was in there in the first place. The girl is doing her job so once it goes no further, then no harm, no foul.

Wa Gine On: Once you’re comfortable with it, there’s no need to worry then.

LIA: I would put myself in a position where he could see me and once he does, I would pull a screw face, walk out of the club and deal with him later.

Wa Gine On: Hope you have your outfit, make-up and hairstyle ready. Don’t forget the music!!

PING!!! You see them, you may even know them. But what would you do or say if a gay woman were to proposition you?

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