WHY is a certain female security guard sitting at the head table every day  and making decisions that should  only be made by a senior guard?
Other guards want to know  who is guarding her.
Recently, when she returned from holiday she even had the audacity to change the roster, because she did not like the times she had been assigned.
Angry colleagues are wondering what is the boss doing about this blatant insubordination. Is he sitting back and letting this guard do as she likes because he knows all about suppression?
Now the office is in an uproar and the rank and file are just looking helplessly on at the deterioration of management. They know that one boss is a  lackey who has no say at all, but likes  to bark orders.
The guards have given all of their superiors names such as bluff, pitbull, bessie, the cow, and con man. With such a group running things no wonder everything is in a mess, they say.

Practise what you preach

IT IS time that a certain man  who walks around with a Bible under his arm practise what he preaches.
This man apparently loves to brag about his Christianity, but instead  of spreading the word of God he is constantly gossiping about people  he does not like and trying to destroy their lives.
He uses his position as the person  of authority to get involved in everybody’s business. And what he does is to bad-mouth everyone.
Sometimes even his so-called  friends desert him because of his treacherous ways.
His colleagues want him to know that God is not sleeping and if he is going  to continue doing what he is doing,  then maybe he should put down the Holy Book.

Man stealer goes for the kill

THERE is a sexy young girl who lives in a rural parish who has gained the reputation of a man stealer.
So far she has stolen three of her girlfriend’s men and then turned around and dumped them too.
But now she is going after her sister’s sexy boyfriend, and this will certainly destroy her close-knit family.
She has confided to a friend that  she does not care what happens, because she wants her sister’s hunk  and she intends to get him.
This self-professed nymphomaniac needs to understand that blood is thicker than water. Her family is warning her that if she sleeps with her sister’s boyfriend she will be banished from the household forever.
The choice is hers.

Her way or the highway

THE HAUGHTY attitude  of a high-ranking official in a specialised service is making everyone around her very uneasy.
Workers say that since this woman took over the very important office  she has distanced herself from staff  and adopted an attitude that whatever she says, goes.
She is refusing to hold staff meetings and does not take any phone calls,  not even from supervisors.
Even some staff members, who were good friends with her before she took up the position, have been ostracised.
But word reaching Pudding & Souse is that staff are fed up with her management style and they want her removed. And since she has refused  to meet with the union, they are all planning to publicly protest  until she gets the message.