PUDDING & SOUSE: Uneasy days in office

An uneasiness seems to be creeping into some Government departments, particularly those on the Bay.
Word reaching Pudding & Souse is that some of the leaders of these departments have been making some strange demands on staff.
They want them to lock away every file, as if they are top secret material; not to talk too long on the telephones and not to go past an hour for lunch.
Some people have become so paranoid that they are even insisting that information not be shared with other departments.
Tricks played
A certain man is so undone by his reputation that he was even tricked big time by a group of young men.
From what we understand five years ago he was dishing out money as if it was growing on the trees at his plantation but this time around he told the boys on the block in no uncertain terms that the vault was locked.
Well he was in for a pleasant surprise when they turned up at his St Michael office dressed like Big Bird. The sharp tongued muscled man cussed them out in traditional style and told them to get from his office before he ran them out.
Well it seems no one stuck around for him to carry out the threat since he is also known for his agility despite his size.
Manifesto shortage
After waiting for several hours in the pouring rain many people were obviously disappointed to discover that only 1 000 copies of the coveted manifesto were distributed at Eagle Hall on Wednesday night.
Pudding & Souse understands that the hierarchy of the party did not want the precious document to be widely circulated for fear that their rivals steal their ideas – LOL.
A senior member was overheard saying that the opponents could rush to print leaflets in less than 24 hours. Yea right!
Why the big move?
The son of a well-known man has found himself at another hotel and people are wondering if it is because he would not keep his hand out of the cookie jar.
Apparently he has a bad reputation of taking up the large amount of cash which he handles, to rent and furnish upscale apartments or his many female companions, buy big drinks for his many friends and basically flaunt an over the top lifestyle.
For sure his dad will be hoping and praying that the move to another establishment would instill some discipline in his only child.