Some reasons why the chicken crossed the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Dis is what I thought I heard from some prominent people pun de matter.
Portia Simpson-Miller: The chicken crossed the road because the other side had legalised marijuana.
Dennis Clarke: He gine to join 3 000 other chickens who getting green slips.
Kamla: He was crossing over Spring Garden going to the Port to make sure there were no drugs in any Trinidad imports.
Kellie: He did crossing over Spring Garden Highway to fish fuh an agreement wid de same cock Kamla send to check pun de drugs.
Barack Obama: Let me be clear, the chicken crossed the road in search of affordable health care.
George W. Bush: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is with us or against us.
Dick Cheney: Where’s my gun?
Ronald Jones: Dat chicken pun Stuart eminent persons group and not me? Skulls will be cracked fuh dis!
Noel Lynch: Brass Tacks? I never ever ever said de chicken was ugly and had a big nose. Never!
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
Trottie: He was carrying a note to CTUSAB advising dat my union was withdrawing from the group.
Al Gore: I invented the chicken.
Donville: He went to pay my water and other utility bills and to make sure de children school fees paid.
Al Sharpton: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
Richard Sealy: I never count my chickens before they hatch.
Ester: He was carrying a very stern note to Chris – do not embarrass me again. Tell me the damn number dat really gine home!
Mia: He was carrying a letter to Owen but did not want to walk down Fontabelle in case the letter blew over the Nation fence and ended up in Market Vendor.
Ralphie: Comrade, that is our chicken they tief. We must have reparations.
Anderson Cooper, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Dale Marshall: I tell you dat chicken pulled a gun on me, then crossed over the road.
Chris Sinckler: Chicken? No time fuh dat. Me and four eminent men in a dark room with no lights looking fuh a black cat!
Stetson Babb: He cross over? Tell Brass Tacks I have breaking news now!
Walter Maloney: I told him to cross over. The middle class must not be allowed to eat chicken.
John Lennon: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
Freundel: He crossed over because I do not partake of feathered stock.
Clyde Mascoll: Crossing over de other side of the road is what bright cocks do. As I did – I should know!
Albert Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
Peter Wickham: The polls are not conclusive as to the reasons why the chicken crossed.
John Boyce: He crossed over in search of a site for a new QE hospital!
Jepter: I thought you said crocs.
Market Vendor: Do I care? I don’t eat white meat!
 I, Market Vendor, gone fuh now. You have a blessed and a wonderful day, yuh hear?