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PUDDING & SOUSE: Babies high on the agenda


PUDDING & SOUSE: Babies high on the agenda

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IT SEEMS THAT A CERTAIN COUPLE is leading by example when it comes to being fruitful and multiplying.

Pudding and Souse understands that they will soon welcome a stork into their family and the man has been bragging that he intends to show that Bajans can indeed make more babies and replenish the population.

People have been saying behind his back that he is making it seem as if there was some sort of test that one had to pass in order to conceive.

And they want to know if he deliberately went out of his way to find a partner to help him achieve this goal.

Blows at funeral

Mourners attending a funeral this week had to scramble for their lives when a group of grown men launched an attack against each other by the grave site.

There was a mad scramble to get out of the way as two men tumbled into the hole with each other’s necks locked off.

Shock turned to anger as family members of the elderly deceased cried out against the unruly behaviour by the men. Even the priest made a hasty retreat.

Some said it was the first time they had ever witnessed such unholy behaviour at a funeral.

Villa talk

There may be a race on to build a set of exclusive villas in the south of the island but the authorities may put the brakes on this project.

Apparently they have investigated and discovered that these villas were never part of the plans for this facility unless they are going to have four wheels.

This is not the first time that one of the major investors in this project has taken it upon himself to undertake unauthorised construction.

Many years ago his neighbours kept a big fuss when he completely ignored the covenant and expanded his house beyond what was required.

However, some people are saying because of his close affiliation with a certain politico his desire to construct villas may become a reality.